My tummy has been getting bigger.

Conclusions, either:

(1) I'm pregnant, but have had my period every month (sometimes twice) for the past umpteen years.

or

(2) I need to eat less junk and go to the gym more.

I just devoured half of a large bag of animal crackers.

My thighs are thanking me for the additional inches of fat for which I just supplied.

In my defense: they were YUMMY.

My one day off was spent like this ( Read more... )